#1 - The Beginning of an Era

Blogs have been around forever. I, too, have been around forever. But this is my first blog ever. What gives?

I remember when only attention-seeking emogirls had blogs in the early half of the last decade. But now EVERYONE does it, except for me and some dinosaur named Valentine McGillycuddy.

Well fuck that. I am a sheep, and I will not let the herd move on without me.

I shall now commence blogging.

Baaaaaahhh.