Blogs have been around forever. I, too, have been around forever. But this is my first blog ever. What gives?
I remember when only attention-seeking emogirls had blogs in the early half of the last decade. But now EVERYONE does it, except for me and some dinosaur named Valentine McGillycuddy.
Well fuck that. I am a sheep, and I will not let the herd move on without me.
I shall now commence blogging.